Saturday, November 21, 2009

妙语录(6):啤酒

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. - Czech Proverb

Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days. - Egyptian Proverb

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. - Greek Proverb

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. - Cathrine Zandonella

The government will fall that raises the price of beer. - Czech Proverb

Water is drank by the four legged beast; man prefers it with hops, malts, and yeast. - German Trinkspruch

When I read about he evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. - The Baffalo Theory as explained on an episode of Cheers by Cliff Clavin to his drinking buddy, Norm Peterson

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