Saturday, September 12, 2009

妙语录(5)

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools. - Ambrose Bierce  

He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain. - Mark Twain

Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. - Robert Orben

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. - Dave Barry

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. - Mark Twain

Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits. -Stephen Leacock

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. - Steven Weinberg

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

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